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[03 Sep 2006|12:21pm]

[ mood | satisfied ]

For breakfast today, although it was at noon but I had only just eaten then, I had two hamburgers.

Somehow they were the greatest hamburgers I had ever tasted.

And they were basic. Hamburger buns. Patties. Ketchup. Serve. The buns were toasted, and I feel that that is what really made them shine.

You shall be as gods.

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My Sandwich [17 Jun 2005|12:37pm]

I love making double decker sandwiches. Sometimes I hit a triple decker, but I've never been so inclined to do a quadruple or further. You bet your sweet ass I will, some day.

I'm going to keep adding decks. It's going to kick ass. I'm going to pile up a 'wich of Dagwoodian proportions. It'll have to have a toothpick the size of a Zulu spear through the middle. I will be able to kill people with this sandwich, and that will make it taste so much better.

It will tower. It will be an edifice. People will come far and wide to marvel at my sandwich. They will breathe in the aroma of the ingredients in order to heal themselves of sicknesses, and it will work. Those trying to cure themselves of cancer will suddenly have a new lease on life, those trying to cure themselves of overeating, laziness, or something else wussy that just needs effort applied to it will be struck down with leprosy.

My sandwich will be the new messiah. It will attract followers. People will prostrate themselves before it; and at the pinnacle of this glory, this magnificient bread and meat being that has brought the people of the world together, I will eat it.

I will chew the whole thing down and lick my fingers, I will smile with delight at the stunned onlookers. I will eat their hope.

I am become death, destroyer of deckers.

It will have pepperjack.
2 subs ~ Order up! :O

[01 Oct 2004|08:48pm]

[ mood | hungry ]

I went to Subway today! :O :O :O Haven't done that for a while.
Just had a turkey, mayo, lettuce and tomato six-inch sub.
They seriously need nine-inch subs, you know?

In any case, I usually prefer roast beef on my subs, but has anyone else noticed that Subway has some really WEIRD roast beef?

3 subs ~ Order up! :O

A desperation sandwich [16 Sep 2004|12:29am]

[ mood | hungry ]

No sandwich meat in the house. Woe is me!

I finally settled for sliced radish and cucumber with cream cheese on a low carb totilla.

Not bad. But not what I was hungry for either. I was hoping to go out for an Italion toasted sandwich at Quizno's. YUM!!


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Tasty community, this is. [16 Aug 2004|12:52pm]

[ mood | bouncy ]

Reading this journal makes me hungry, even though I just ate about two hours ago.

Had a breakfast sandwich, actually. Pastrami, two eggs, mayo, and lettuce on toasted wheat bread. Twas tasty. :9

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[06 Jun 2004|02:43am]

[ mood | weird ]

Porkchop sandwiches!

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[30 May 2004|08:02am]

[ mood | hopeful ]

Does it count as a sandwich if I had two waffuhs, both with syrup? There was surely some syrup between the two!
Or am I permab& now?

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[28 May 2004|09:43am]

Today, I had...genoa salami and american cheese on a roll, with oil, salt, mayo, and pepper.

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[26 May 2004|02:35am]

[ mood | accomplished ]

I totally had a peanut butter and strawberry jelly sandwich today. On plain white bread; I generally prefer it on Italian since it's bigger, but this was good, the bread was of the perfect fluffy texture. Mmm hmm.

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Forgot about Saturday [18 May 2004|12:31pm]

I had that sandwich of the gods I'd been waiting for. A nice little pint of Ben and Jerry's to WARSH it down too. It was...mmm.
Roast Beef
Lettuce ~AND~ TOMATO!
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[14 May 2004|06:28pm]

[ mood | full ]

YAAAAAAY! Today was a sub-licious day.

For lunch I made myself a Boca burger, since I didn't feel like going out and getting anything. And let me tell you, for soy.. or whatever the hell they are, they're not too bad!!

Dinner mom finally broke down and decided to order from the pizza place since she was so tired. We haven't gotten from there in AGES since she's on the Atkins diet, and I'm just lazy. So I ordered a chicken parm sub. Mmmmmmmn.. so good! The chicken was just crispy enough, and the cheese was nice and gooey! Yum! I only ate half of it though.. So more sub loving later!! <3<3

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[13 May 2004|09:07pm]

[ mood | thirsty ]

Tonight we had hamburgers for dinner.
Because I put lettuce and tomato on mine, it ALMOST slid apart and spilled zanily on my shirt, but I managed to avoid that.
Screw YOU, comedy!

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[12 May 2003|02:26pm]

I am eating a sandwich right now. Turkey and cheese, yum.

It is most excellent.
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[12 May 2004|03:29am]

[ mood | hungry ]

I could really go for a roast beef and mayo on bagel sandwich. Sure it isn't a sub, but it's a damn good sandwich.
Really I'm a standard lettuce-mayo-tomato-parmesancheese-italiandressing-roastbeef sub person, myself. \o_o/

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[12 May 2003|03:25am]

I am odd when it comes to subs; I prefer one consisiting solely of...turkey and cheese. Nothing else. Possibly mayo, if I'm in a particularly voracious mood. Turkey must be heaped on in copious amounts, and should not be cut in half, but rather left intact in its original shape, so as to preserve its natural aesthetic beauty.

This may not be exactly a sub, but it is simple and tasty!
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[12 May 2004|03:23am]

[ mood | determined ]

I wish I had a sandwich. A hogie... a hero... a grinder.. a sub... A footlong..

And maybe some soup too. Yes.. soup would be nice.

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[12 May 2004|03:20am]

My favorite sub sandwich is the Jersey Mike's vegetarian sub. I get it with provalone, swiss, onions, lettuce, green peppers, salt, pepper, oregano, oil, and vinegar on wheat bread. Sometimes I get mustard on it, but their latest blend has too much horseradish. I'm not a vegetarian, actually, but the taste is so fantastic I have to get it every time. I like mine with lots of vinegar.
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I had no sandwiches today [12 May 2004|03:17am]

It wasn't a very good day at all. I really wanted a submarine sandwich with like roast beef, provalone cheese, some oil and vinegar with a little bit of mayonaise, some lettuce and tomatoes...maybe a little salt pepper and oregano. You know, a sandwich that you could drink. THE SANDWICH OF THE GODS if you will. But fuck if it happened. Ah well. Maybe next time.
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